Time for "Fat Pants"

The other day while getting ready for church, I tried on 5 different pairs of pants and 2 dresses. I finally settled on a pair of pants that are normally 2 sizes too big. While sitting in church, waiting for mass to begin, I noticed the zipper on my pants was starting to pull. I leaned over Dawson to whisper in James' ear "I'm busting out of my pants". James laughed and then whispered back, "Okay, after church let's go get you some fat pants". Dawson looked up at his dad with a stern look on his face and said "They're NOT fat pants! They're PREGNANT pants". Dawson then wrapped his arms around my arm and looked up at me with those blue eyes like "There, I took take of that!". . . So, when Dawson is around, don't anyone dare call me fat because he will put them in their place!!!